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China is officially on the 'stop North Korea from going nuclear' side.
What are you talking about?
For years, North Korea's been busy adding to its missile collection. And working towards building a nuclear version that could reach the US. Last month, it tested a nuclear missile with the potential to hit cities like LA and Chicago. That got China's attention.
What does China have to do with it?
China is North Korea's main ally and trading partner. Usually, it's team North Korea when it comes to any international efforts to punish the country. But with the country ramping up weapons testing, the US has turned up the heat to get China to do something about it.
So what's the latest?
Over the weekend, the UN passed new sanctions against North Korea. And China voted 'aye.' The sanctions ban North Korea from selling its iron, coal, lead, and seafood on the international market. That's expected to cut the country's piggy bank by around $1 billion – about a third of its export income. These are some of the harshest sanctions against any country in years. Yesterday, China joined in by telling North Korea to accept the sanctions and cool it on the missile flexing. But North Korea tends to push ignore on sanctions like these. This morning, NK responded by saying it will launch "thousands-fold" revenge against the US. Comforting.
Having China on board helps the international community's fight against a nuclear North Korea. And it came during the same weekend as the anniversary of the bombing of Hiroshima, a very real example of the dangers of nuclear war.
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